CREATOR NEWSLETTER
Issue #149 | July 6, 2023
Is it just me, or did we do the Fourth of July all wrong this year? I’m no Earth scientist (I just play one on blah blah blah, you get the picture), but according to my calculations — based mainly on nostalgic memories of long weekends spent somewhere vague on the East Coast, Maine, maybe? — the Fourth was always a long weekend. It should never land on a Tuesday. That just feels wrong, sacrilegious somehow, causing many of us to fixate on the once-hypothetical “Creators’ Dilemma”: do we take Monday off and call it a very long weekend, or work that extra day and show we’re #hustling?
If the Inbox is any type of barometer, it’s clear which way the Substackers have broken: from how many I received on the 3rd and 4th, I can only posit that anyone still writing on the Internet for money must have a home life resembling Carmie’s on “The Bear.” Holidays aren’t special, they’re just when you hide out lest Bob Odenkirk attacks your brother for flinging forks and your mom Jamie Lee Curtis loses it, taking down an entire wall with her Corolla over what guest star John Mulaney might call “too much tuna.” I left for the long weekend (sue me) with 45k emails in my inbox because I’m a monster and came back to — no joke — 63,929.
Trying to clear myself out from under the latest pile, I have to wonder: What’s with the frantic urge to send emails over the holidays? You’d think it’d be sales spam, but by far the worst offenders this weekend were politicians: Hakeem Jeffries, Katie Porter, and Governor Gavin Newsom, with the latter writing an intriguing-but-not-in-a-good-way subject line right as the weekend began titled: “Let me explain last night.” If I had a nickel, folks.
Maybe this also explains the cryptic “Cocaine White House” email from the still-kicking aggregator Digg, which is where we assume clothing brand Reformation’s copywriter is currently partying, With subject lines including “GO AWAY,” “WATCHES THE GODFATHER ONCE,” “OOOH AHHHH” and “FOOT STUFF” Move over, Hemingway’s baby shoes.
The Substackery was also puffing away at full tilt, more proof that creators, when left to their own devices, self-impose Dickensian factory labor standards rather than take a break. Special shoutout to Grammarly for their passive-aggressive “Did you take a break from writing last week?” literally sent on the 4th of July.
Maybe Grammarly nudged some of our favorite newsletter writers to go off like a titular firework in a Katy Perry bop (RIP to the aught tens) despite the national holiday: “Zombie Style and Tween Girl Summer” from Casey Lewis’ After School on July 3rd, which was also when Kate Lindsay’s Embedded came in with a hot take more seared that a burnt burger on the grill, “Colleen Ballinger’s apology song was the last gasp of old YouTube.”
And then on the actual holiday, inbox overachiever Ben Dreyfuss sent out a pre-scheduled pitch for remaking “Jaws” (along with the perfect subhed: “Happy July 4th, Dad”).
This of course crowded the space for what we’d considered an attention home run. Yes, that’s right, Passionfruit is as guilty as the rest when it comes to sending out holiday emails. Won’t we just give it a break already?
– Drew Grant, Managing Editor
NOTED BY LON HARRIS
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By Lon Harris, Passionfruit Contributor
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THE COMMENTS SECTION
“Twitter, Twitch, Reddit. Right now is like watching all of the juggernaut sites crumble at once due to corporate greed and absolute ignorance towards their entire customer population. Kind of mind blowing how easy it would be to avoid if they had some content creator insight.”
—@TrevorAllenYGO on the greed of platforms that don’t want to pay creators and moderators fairly.
IN THE BIZ
- Controversial creator Trisha Paytas expressed shock and disgust at allegations that former podcast co-host Colleen Ballinger leaked their nude photographs to minors, leading to a dramatic rift between the two influencers.
- Speaking of Colleen Ballinger, the mastermind behind the Miranda Sings persona is facing allegations of mimicking blackface in an old video, leaving everyone curious if she’ll strum her ukulele once more, just like she did in her half-hearted “apology” video when confronted with accusations of inappropriate conduct involving underage fans.
- Discover the ins and outs of structuring Patreon tiers and rewards, from setting up different subscription options to selecting appropriate rewards for loyal supporters, in this comprehensive guide to maximizing your membership offerings.
- The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has announced updated endorsement guidelines for influencers and brands, introducing stricter rules on disclosures and clarifying requirements for influencer marketing practices.
- The second installment of the influencer boxing charity tournament, Creator Clash 2, suffered financial losses of over $250,000 and failed to donate funds to the listed charities, primarily attributed to low pay-per-view purchases and controversies surrounding the event.
- Courtreezy, a YouTuber with 3.5 million subscribers, embraces reaction videos and diversifies her content to bring TikTok trends to YouTube, emphasizing the importance of consistency to grow across different social media platforms.
FILE UNDER: BAD DADDY
I’m Afraid of Baby Gronk’s Dad
Baby Gronk’s social media manager dad, Jake San Miguel, has made it abundantly clear that he’s out for internet fame.
By Kelsey Weekman, Passionfruit Contributor
ANOTHER APP TO DOWNLOAD
The Loose Threads of Threads, Meta’s New Social Media Platform
Twitter-competitor Threads is still in its infancy, but expect it to get better over time.
By Steven Asarch, Passionfruit Contributor
YOUTUBE MADE ME DO IT
This “Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One” review from The Reel Rejects has us hyped to see Tom Cruise’s latest insane stunt.
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